About Caffeine Dept

This is Caffeine Dept.

Coffee tees for people who run on routine.

Marian, founder of Caffeine Dept, wearing the Vintage Buzz 'Enjoy Coffee' t-shirt
Marian, founder of Caffeine Dept.

It started with one cup

I'm Marian: husband, dad, truck driver, and a coffee drinker for more than twenty years.

My first real cup of coffee happened at twenty, on a long drive home from Italy to Romania. My wife, our daughter and my parents were asleep in the car, the road was dark, and a gas-station coffee kept me going mile after mile. I didn't know it then, but that cup started a habit that has been with me through every early start and every late shift since.

Years of driving taught me that coffee is more than a drink. It's the quiet moment before everyone wakes up. It's the thing you share at a truck stop with a stranger. It's the line you don't cross with anyone before 7 a.m.

Caffeine Dept. is my way of putting those moments on a shirt.

What we believe

  • Say it short. The best coffee jokes fit on one line. Our designs are simple, dry and made to be worn every day, not once.
  • Comfort first. If a shirt isn't soft, it stays in the drawer. We print on lightweight ring-spun cotton that feels broken-in from day one.
  • Treat people right. We're a small family business. If something isn't right with your order, you talk to us, and we fix it.

How it's made

Every shirt is printed to order in the USA, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste. Orders ship within 1–3 business days, and returns are free for 30 days.

Caffeine Dept. at a glance

  • What we make: funny, coffee-themed graphic t-shirts
  • Who runs it: Marian and his family
  • Where we ship: across the United States
  • The shirt: Gildan Softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton/poly blends), unisex fit S–3XL, select designs in 4XL and 5XL
  • Printing: printed to order in the USA
  • Returns: free returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery
  • Online only: Caffeine Dept. is an online clothing brand, not a café or coffee shop
  • Contact: support@caffeinedept.com

From our family to yours: pour a cup, find your line, and welcome to the department.

Marian, founder